25 Versions Of Love

1) Love is waking up beside your girlfriend in the morning and trying your level best not to scream at her make-up less face.

2) Love is seeing your boyfriend wearing bermudas and Crocs to Orchard Road and not fucking him upside down there and then.

3) Love is saying"It's gorgeous" when your boyfriend presents you a crummy ring.

4) Love is asking your girlfriend "Where else you want to shop at baby?" after waiting for her to shop for 3 hours in front of Tangs.

5) Love is paying the monthly installment for your Mat's Gilera cause his NS pay is not enough.

6) Love is hearing your boyfriend butcher an Aerosmith song during a wedding and still acknowledging that you are with him afterwards.

7) Love is listening to her complain about her work for two hours and nodding your head like you actually give a shit.

8) Love is getting laid even after buying for her a fake Louis Vuitton bag.

9) Love is seeing the blood stain on your bed sheet on her "heavy flow" day and not freak out about it. At all.

10) Love is going with her to a Justin Beiber concert and wearing matching "I'm a Beleiber" t-shirt.

11) Love is seeing her non-existent breasts, cupping them with your...thumb and saying, "You're beautiful baby."

12) Love is trying hard to not shout, "As if you're a Victoria Secret's Angel!" when she asks you to work out and look like "one of them Abercrombie and Fitch boys".

13) Love is foregoing your football match with the boys to accompany her to pick  and buy a scented candle...for her toilet.

14) Love is swallowing your pride and ego when you open up your pants and she goes, "Awwww? So cute!"

15) Love is going to a soccer match at the stadium...and bringing her along.

16) Love is talking to her for another hour or so after you already came.

17) Love is using up half of your NS pay to buy for her first row seats at the Big Bang concert.

18) Love is buying for her a silk sari and then have her throw it in your face saying she wanted a cotton one instead and still not setting her up on fire.

19) Love is buying for her Kotex, maxi with wings, publicly in Cold Storage, no questions asked.

20) Love is buying for him the latest Diablo game and not complaining one single bit days afterwards.

21) Love is keeping all the movie stubs you've both watched together as a couple and not use it for blackmail later on in the relationship.

22) Love is having a joint bank account, before marriage.

23) Love is sitting in the passenger seat as she drives and keeping your mouth absolutely shut throughout the entire destination.

24) Love is seeing the toiler cover flipped open and not screaming.

25) Love is telling your parents that you're forking our 3/4 of the wedding expenses because he's between jobs.