1) Using their bags to tap their ez-link instead of taking out their wallets.
It's an ez-link and reader, not a bag reader. Lazy as fuck for what?
2) Using tissue paper to reserve a seat at food courts.
Unfortunately for you, I don't give a shit. Thanks for the tissues though.
There's only 24 hours in a day. And aren't your feet tired?
4) Asking for discounts in a high end store when it is clearly not a sale period.
If you can't fucking afford, don't walk the fuck in.
5) If above fails, asks for free gifts.
Why? Cause you're a cheap ass that's why.
6) Taking pictures of their food.
We all do, fair enough. But I draw the line at spending more than fifteen minutes on it. Anything more, you're better off eating your camera.
Bitch and moan for a while, then suck it up and move on. God, once a whiner, always a whiner.
8) Sending your kids to five different enrichment classes.
Face these 2 facts: 1) Your child is average. 2) Your child is average.
9) Writing to the government.
10) Pretending to sleep on the train.
Let me give you a pillow while you're at it? A blanket? Yes? No?
11) Blaming teachers if your child fails in his/her exams.
Cause you know, every teacher in this country is just dying to see your kid fail.
12) Taking too long at the ATM.
It's an Automated Transaction Machine. Not Ah Takeyourownbloodysweetimenevermind Machine.
13) Being painfully self-righteous.
Cannot repeal 377A. Must protect our Asian values and traditions. Students asking lecturers to sleep with them in exchange for good grades is a very Asian concept for?
14) Take a budget airline and complain about service.
You want to be treated like a king, spend like one you cheapskate motherfucker.
15) Taking 300 photos of your baby. While your baby is sleeping.
How about you stop at the 5th click? Cause your baby is fast asleep and not giving any kind of interesting variations in his/her photos. That, and your baby is ugly.
16) Girls who hold their boyfriend's hands and not letting go.
He needs to pee bitch, and he's not going to run away.
17) Parents who us their baby pictures going, "Cute right my baby?"
YOU ARE LUCKY IT IS NOT A TWIN.
18) Not putting back the things in a store at the same place after you have finished browsing.
If you're a pig, keep your filthy behaviour within the confines of your room. Not show it in public.
19) Going to a community centre to learn dancing from dodgy dance instructors.
20) Giving foreigners face.
21) Wearing a jacket to Orchard ROad. At 2 in the afternoon.
There is a limit, even to being pretentious. Fashion without common sense.
22) Converting the bomb shelter into a storeroom.
Because it makes perfect sense you know.
23) Go to Starbucks, buy one drink and then hog the table for six hours.
Best. Idea. Ever.
24) Wearing suede shoes during the monsoon season.
Then get angry at yourself when it rains. Now tell me, stupid or not?
25) Trying to have sex with your lecturer in exchange for grades.
Because you're too stupid too study.