Thursday, January 3, 2013

25 Signs You Live In A Ghetto Neighbourhood

1. There are a lot of barbershops. One at every corner.

2. There are shirtless kids running around, when they are supposed to be in school.

3. A lot of teenagers around the area are seen wearing the McDonalds uniform.

4. There are not many cars and those seen around the neighbourhood usually have a jacked up door at the driver's side.

5. Weekly dance battles. At the parking lot.

6. The men in the neighborhood have a favourite spot, usually under a bridge.

7. There is always someone running away form something or someone, otherwise known as "Random Running Man".

8. 6 out of 10 of the men in your neighbourhood are mechanics. 4 of them don't even know how to fix a car.

9. Door to door haircut services motherfuckers.

10. Gunshots once a week.

11. Everyday at 4 in the afternoon, some random woman at the playground would be heard screaming, "You need to take care of your child!"

12. The cops are not the only one with guns.

13. There is always a random couple at the staircase beside your house, and a wet patch nearby.

14. THAT, or they have a can of glue in their hands.

15. Random man comes up to you once in a while for a cigarette.

16. Cats, cats everywhere.

17. There is one school in the neighbourhood but the school bell never rings.

18. Instead of door knockers, most houses have a letter from the back pasted on the door.

19. Every night you will hear a glass bottle break...and then a scream.

20. You can never leave your shoes or underwear outside your house overnight. Gone baby gone..

21. A five year old kind at the playground knows the meaning of "crack".

22. Random syringes and needles everywhere.

23. 8 out of 10 times when a car passes by you, the windows are down and it's Ludacris or 50 Cent on loudspeaker.

24. There are always catfights in the neighbourhood. The human kind.

25. There is a beautiful girl from the block called Jenny.

Harry

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