Songwriting have reached new heights of banality to the point where a certain mildly talented Ms Gomez sings repeatedly in a song I, I love you like a love song baby. And then again, and again. Here are 25 other ways of saying I Love You to your significant other.
Or to yourself in the mirror every morning. I know some of you are into that kinda shit, don't lie to me.
1) I, I love you like Lindsay loves cocaine.
2) I, I love you like a student loves an empty Starbucks table.
3) I, I love you like gahmen loved their ERP gantries.
4) I, I love you like a PRC loves spitting.
5) I, I love you like a Minahrep loves Von Dutch.
6) I, I love you like Filipinos love their Jolibee.
7) I, I love you like a bottom loves his KY.
8) I, I love you like Angelina loves orphans.
9) I, I love you like a civil servant loves prostitutes.
10) I, I love you like LKY loves being alive.
11) I, I love you like the Olsen Twins love saying "prune".
12) I, I love you like a Singapore Girl loves her blue eye shadow.
13) I, I love you how I love to fart.
14) I, I love you like a Swiss loves his cheese.
15) I, I love you like Parish Hilton loves getting yeast infections.
16) I, I love you like a 14 year old girl loves his boy to have "SWAG".
17) I, I love you like Malay girls love boys with a Gilera.
18) I, I love you like a Jamaican loves Bob Marley.
19) I, I love you like Nicole Kidman loves Botox.
20) I, I love you like a fat kid loves cupcakes.
21) I, I love you like an Indian loves alcohol.
22) I, I love you like Tiger Airways love to get delayed.
23) I, I love you like JLo loves to get married.
24) I, I love you like a man loves his blowjobs.
25) I, I love you like Kim Kardashian loves black cocks.
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